embassy suites

A sweet ass hotel owned by hilton, usually with a huge open area inside that you can fly paper airplanes and throw coins, luggage and your freinds down. They usually have free happy hour from 530-730, and you can get fresh omelettes for free for breakfast. Also each room is really 2 rooms, hence the name embassy SUITES.

1) Dad: hey guys I booked us 3 nights at the embassy suites for our upcoming trip

Daughter: thanks dad now I can get a shirley temple

Son: sweet! Do you want to fly planes off the balcony?

Mom: Ooh thanks honey now I can have some wine before we go to dinner

by Jason DeRolex June 13, 2018

TV Suit

Soft, comfortable , stretchy, clothing you put on at the end of your day to watch TV in.

“I’m going to put on my tv suit and watch the evening news.”

by Jakerrs October 8, 2018

Poop Suit

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.

Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?

by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019

Suit Syndicate

An alcoholic New Zealand based gang attired from legs to head in formal suit wear when clearly the occasion does not call for it. The Suit Syndicate (aka 'The Double S') also tend to accessories with such items as; pimp canes, top hats, SUITcases (briefcases), informal footwear & wigs..

The SS are most well known for harassing young female tourists and backpackers who are visiting NZ. Females in general are unsafe from the gang as they appear at first quite charming and harmless. They are 'karate-good' at the art of mind manipulation for the prize of booty. The SS has spread as far as the UK and is constantly growing.
The SS are very found of the sport of lawn bowling. They are full time members of the Ponsonby bowling club.

Main headquarters: Carparts

Founding members include; Yuktrain Johnston, All Day Johnson, Jez, Bangasaurus Rex & The Karate Kid.

Jez got lost and partook in illegal drug use with a homeless bum, Yuktrain threw up on a stripper n paid for it and Bangasaurus Rex got a rare oriental venereal disease n also paid for it, all within 1 hour. All Day was missing in action... who knows what he secretly got up to.. (This is a normal Suit Syndicate evening)

by honest jeffery September 21, 2011

Mutton Suit

The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.

“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”

by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011

Suit Saeran

Suit Saeran is the most attractive person in the otome game "Mystic Messenger" and no one can prove me wrong. Or I just have daddy and/or mommy issues.

Believer 1: Wait what happened to Mr.Ray?
Believer 2: Shh! Mr.Saeran is going to hear you!
Believer 1: But thats just Mr.Ray wearing a new suit?
Believer 2: No! It's a whole 'nother persona. Some people in the fandom call him 'Suit Saeran'

by blitzøkinnie March 13, 2022

Wet Suit

The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".

Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"

by shawtbusshawty October 25, 2010