Suit Syndicate

An alcoholic New Zealand based gang attired from legs to head in formal suit wear when clearly the occasion does not call for it. The Suit Syndicate (aka 'The Double S') also tend to accessories with such items as; pimp canes, top hats, SUITcases (briefcases), informal footwear & wigs..

The SS are most well known for harassing young female tourists and backpackers who are visiting NZ. Females in general are unsafe from the gang as they appear at first quite charming and harmless. They are 'karate-good' at the art of mind manipulation for the prize of booty. The SS has spread as far as the UK and is constantly growing.
The SS are very found of the sport of lawn bowling. They are full time members of the Ponsonby bowling club.

Main headquarters: Carparts

Founding members include; Yuktrain Johnston, All Day Johnson, Jez, Bangasaurus Rex & The Karate Kid.

Jez got lost and partook in illegal drug use with a homeless bum, Yuktrain threw up on a stripper n paid for it and Bangasaurus Rex got a rare oriental venereal disease n also paid for it, all within 1 hour. All Day was missing in action... who knows what he secretly got up to.. (This is a normal Suit Syndicate evening)

by honest jeffery September 21, 2011

TV Suit

Soft, comfortable , stretchy, clothing you put on at the end of your day to watch TV in.

“I’m going to put on my tv suit and watch the evening news.”

by Jakerrs October 8, 2018

Pumpkin Suit

Jailbird clothing for Canadians

Did you see those Nortel mofos get escorted out in the pumpkin suits?

by SinSinna October 19, 2008

Poop Suit

Poop Suit: A monochromatic Grey on Grey outfit that resembles a trashy, lower class lifestyle.

Jim, what's up with the poop suit?
Jesus Christ Nicole, did you not get the poop suit memo?

by ShoeSavage28 June 10, 2019

Stealth Suit

Any type of close-fitting clothing/bodysuit used for the purpose of concealment, especially at night. A stealth suit mat consist of a dark gray/dark blue/mottled pattern in those colors bodysuit, or long pants and shirt, plus muted footwear, and gloves.

A Stealth Suit is used for the purpose of moving in the darkness unseen.

Jamie was worried that a stalker had been peering into her windows late at night, so I put on my stealth suit, and waited in the bushed to catch the guy.

by Unit ZER0 October 30, 2015

hag suit

Hideous billowing house dress a woman would rather die than be seen wearing in public.

Joan was lounging around the house and spotting the neighborhood snoop about to ring the doorbell ran upstairs to make a quick change from her hag suit to street clothes.

by Montage Jupp March 12, 2014

Wet Suit

The act of getting head in the shower. Derives from "Tailored- getting your penis sucked while standing" Here, instead of getting "tailored" you receive a "wet suit".

Hater #1: "Did you hear? Jenny gave Dan a wet-suit yesterday!"
Hater #2: "Damn heard they got down"
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Jenny: "Yeah I gave him a wet suit yesterday"
Sarah: "He's never gonna leave you!"

by shawtbusshawty October 25, 2010