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speed-suit

A speed-suit is a short-sleeved jumpsuit favored by certain super-scientists who demand both comfort and ease from their clothing. When properly fitted, it should crotch six inches below the natural inseam. The common speed suit is predominantly polyester, allowing occupational hazards such as baby burps to be easily cleaned off with a lemony wipe.

Mentioned frequently by Dr Venture on "The Venture Brothers"
A speed-suit says to the world: "Look out! I know what I'm wearing for the rest of my life!"
speed-suit by Destoroyah September 19, 2010
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Dirty Laundry Ghillie suit 

(n)- when your friend is banging a chick, you cover yourself in dirty laundry on the floor so you can move along the floor to watch, in a properly concealed state. The laundry blends into the environment and breaks up your outline, much like a ghillie suit worn by military snipers
guy 1: "dude, you should have seen me banging my girlfriend last night!"

guy 2: "Ya, I did, I did the dirty laundry ghillie suit"
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zoot suit 

a man's suit characterized by a long jacket with broad, padded shoulders and high waisted pants(they were very popular with urban black people and Los Angeles Chicanos in the 1920s 30s and 40s)
Where did he get that zoot suit?

Bro Suit 

A suit that is typically worn by older black men that looks 85 sizes too big. Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer usually wear these types of Suits.
Did you watch that Steve harvey Show last night?

Yeah, i watched it, but I was trying to figure out what was up with that ugly brown bro suit he had on!
Bro Suit by mystikkal December 18, 2009

Empty Suit 

A politician who seeks public office, purporting to hold a certain se of beliefs, but in reality Is nothing more than pandering simpleton.
Mitt Romney is no conservative, he's just an empty suit with a blue tie.
Empty Suit by heavymongo September 3, 2012

strong suit

A term derived from card games in which, because of defined superiority or dealt strength, certain card suits become more powerful during a card game. Usually used as metaphor to decribe dominant or distinctive qualities of a person, place or thing.
He went to Hooters for the food? That's not exactly their strong suit LOL.

Gyle Suit 

A mispronounciation of "Ghillie Suit" which is a suit usually made from OD netting and burlap strips of woodland colors attached to the netting that is meant to resemble leaves, bushes and such. It is usually worn by snipers.
Kyle: I think I'm gonna get a gyle suit.
Parker: You mean a ghillie siut?
Kyle:Whaaa?
Bryon: HAHAHAHAHA! Think man. G-h-i-l-l-i-e. Ghillie suit. HAHAHA!
Parker: HAHAHAHAHA!
Kyle: STFU!!! ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!
Gyle Suit by Oliver Quidgeums August 5, 2006