noob

a person that sucks at everything online and in life.

they do stuff as:
type in there own laungauage
type random letters
TYPE IN ALL CAPS
type in bright colors
accuse people of hacking cause they are good
they yell in the microphone on some online gaming like World of Warcraft
they get owned by the same person over and over and they camp out in buildings and attempt to snipe u and they also point out the ovious

noob: OUR FLAG IS GONE!!!

noob:etsl go ot uro asbe:

Player 1: why he hell is our flag gone?
Player 2: cause we let the noob guard it!

by Homesarrunner fan August 06, 2009

noob

Is a word used about an annoying player,
It is important to remember that it is NOT THE SAME THING A NEWB.
A newb is a new player,
A noob is a player whos just a complete asshole

The newb had just started playing.
The noob asked me about money several times.

by Nicklas September 05, 2007

NOOB

Someone who is either a newbie, really bad at a game or is not kelly goulias.

the perfect example is a girl called lucy dray who is a complete NOOB!

by sapphire_k January 18, 2009

noob

A loser in life, both online and off. You suck at videogames, and spend your life thinking about pointless rubbish. You are a n00b

For example, Guy is a noob, and constantly gets beat at Halo 2, even walking into the other teams base, trying to score.

by Chris Brandrick May 11, 2005

noob

A noob is someone experienced but acts like a total newbie. Not to be confused with newb.

Stop being such an idiotic noob!

by The future AlphaClock June 09, 2005

noob

noun, someone that is extremely cheap at a computer game and uses tactics to kill other people that require no skill or knowledge to use. Often a noob will use those methods over and over and piss people off, while showing that he has no skill in his playing.

In Halo: Combat Evloved, someone using a fuel rod gun while sitting right behind your teleporter, who instantly kills you when you appear. the gun kills in 2 hits and you don't have to reload it. OR, someone who runs you over in a warthog because they don't know how to use a gun.

by Jason Phillips June 06, 2005

noobs

People that play an online game too much and call people that just got a game.

bill:these "noobs" are easy to kill

bill's friend:man they suck

guy:only homo's say "noobs"

by Funnyguy2009 August 13, 2009