subaru legacy

Ugly station wagon, sometimes with wooden paneling, driven by a certain creature, comming from geeky clubs (such as band). These cars are for carting around the less attractive of all species, and for driving slower than the speed limit. Normally thrown into the junk yard few years after purchase, if not laughed off the road. Also known as a Eustace.

Let's get up in my Eustice after band practice, where we can go to my house to read Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets. I think my Subaru Legacy is cool for bringing my amigos to chess club!

by Seamore Tats January 3, 2006

Subaru

One of the shittiest cars ever introduced into mankind makes good scrap metal tho

Guy 1: I got a Subaru
Guy 2: I didn’t know you had 2 vaginas

by Deased nuts October 24, 2018

Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS

A crappy Jap car that could be good, if you decide to do an engine swap with an STI. But until that happens, this vehicle is usually associated with tons of rice loaded onto the car included but not limited to: fake gold "hand-painted" rims, overly large spoilers, body kits, "sound-systems" that are stock and have a cheap subwoofer and cheap amp. Also they may contain so-called "performance parts" like K&N air intakes, or filters, or NEW SPARK PLUGS! But none of these really do anything perfomance-wise on the car.

Random Dude 1: Hey Aaron check out Steve's amazing Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS!

Random Dude 2 (Aaron): Yea its awesome cuz it has a pink emblem on it!

by J-ooooo March 28, 2008

suamtra

a place where there be really big earthquakes volcanos and oh myy tidal waves!

Krakatoa, Banda Aceh

by vincent kondo January 18, 2005

SLBAMF

Suspicious looking bad ass mother fucker

Jimmy Hendrix is known as a SLBAMF

by Prion Disease May 11, 2009

Subadoob

A special name given only to a special Subaru vehicle, preferably a Forrester. The vehicle can only be endowed with this name after faithfully serving its owner through good times and bad. Situations that merit this title include but aren't limited to: escaping some threat such as police or angry Mexicans, being found not guilty in a D.U.I case, annihilating a deer or other target and still drivable (and somewhat fresh), and/or serving as a location for various social activities such as smoking mad blunts or getting naked with girls. Owner of a said Subadoob frequently communicates with the vehicle, strokes and/or kisses the dash to show approval, and rewards it with nice detailing jobs and BG Engine Performance products. Once a driver-Subadoob relationship has formed, it will remain forever and the Subadoob will only be passed on to those worthy enough. If the driver decides to retain the vehicle during his/her later years in life and the spouse of the driver says, "get that piece of shit out of here, we need a new car," the driver will happily drive his/her Subadoob down to the city court house to file for divorce.

Driver: "So this is my Subadoob, I'm happy you two have finally met"
Girlfriend: "You gave it a name? It doesn't look all that special... Let's go get something to eat (steps in car)
Driver: "Hm... It's not starting; I've never had this problem before... You must have upset it by saying it wasn't special"
Girlfriend: "Real funny, maybe you should just consider buying a new car"
Driver: "Could you get out of the car for a moment?"
(Girlfriend exits, car starts immediately)
Driver: "Ha, I knew it, my Subadoob must think you're no good for me, peace out bitch" (peels off)

by Subaduda April 12, 2011

Subaroofie

(Rohypnol) Roofie's for homosexuals.

That dude is fierce, I'd like to slip him a subaroofie and have my way with him.

by Sickfuckingpilot January 22, 2015