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Stroking your shit

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
by buttfart33 November 17, 2023
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Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis
I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!
by buttfart33 November 30, 2023
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stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)
defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."
by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024
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strogging

by hamish barren August 18, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”
by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024
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Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark
by Heather Kerns May 1, 2024
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Stroking

Stroking is when you rub a part of your body, but it can also mean masturbating.
Ex: I stroked my belly and I feel better!
Ex2: I hate stroking!
by nikitpet2 March 2, 2026
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