Sodomizer

The alternative name for Amare Stoudemire. Obviously he obtained this nickname by butt-raping anyone who tried to play basketball against him.

Oh my God, I want my Amare Sodomizer to be my dad, he is so cool and good at basketball. He just sodomized Tim Duncan, and now little Timmy is crying in Tony Parker's lap, and it looks like Parker pee'd his athletic shorts.

by Campbell Magee April 18, 2008

Sodomizing Gun of Truth

The act of shoving a gun (preferably a rifle or shotgun) into the anus of someone keeping a fact from you, and then threatening to pull the trigger if they don't tell you whatever you want to know.

Michael: Damnit Jake, tell me who tea-bagged me at last night's party!

Jake: No! I'll never tell!

Michael: Then say hello to my little friend, the Sodomizing Gun of Truth!

Jake: Oh shit! Okay fine, it was that fag Redgy!

Michael: Wrong answer bitch!

Jake: No I'm a virgin!

Michael: Spread em'!

Shotgun: (BOOM!)

Jake's Anus: (kersplat)!!!

Michael: That fool, he should've known that Redgy was to busy giving that other queer Ben a Cleveland Steamer to come and tea-bag me!

by Fannyfondler and Waffleman September 15, 2008

Sodom & Gomorrah

Modern day internet, originally invented by Al Gore.

The original Sodom & Gomorrah were destroyed a long, long time ago by fire & brimstone.

by Nimrod Nineveh November 14, 2009

Godless Sodomite

A term that originated from Stephen Colbert during the Emmys of 2006. It means an atheist or a god-rebelling fag who commits sodomy (a.k.a. fag buttsex).

Stephen Colbert at the Emmys: Good evening, godless sodomites.

by A.K.A. Fluffy July 4, 2010

sodomy

the insertion of the male member into the anus of another human or animal

The young altar boy begged the priest, "please don't put that thing in
sodomy".

by cooldude October 20, 2003

sodoed

1. when one suffers from excessive pubic hair growth down under

2. Getting kicked out of your own room so that others can have sex on your bed and proceed to leave a blacklight party all over your room

Yo, trim that shit or you will get sodoed.

by Sodoed June 29, 2011

Tom Sodomy

Popular by purchasing accounts for a fraudulent large audience, likes, dislikes, and subscibers on his youtube videos, portrays a bitter black male, lacking a father figure, shares fake it till you make it life stories in a series of delusional woman and children bashing rants, scorned by multiple "baby mommas" for failing to pay child support, showing to court, spending time with any or all children, and a lack of moral and mental support or stimulation, has the appearance of midnight, tar, or ash, a cockroach crustacean hybrid trapped in a turtle shell with missing eyebrows, attracted to the same sex.

That guy is a modern day Tom Sodomy look his eyebrows are missing!

by tommy sotomayor April 24, 2015