shifty shaft

Often refered to as, the misleading boner, a shifty shaft occurs when you get excited from seeing a female from her behind, but seeing her face diminishes any erection you may have had.

I had a disappointing shifty shaft the other day on the side walks of the Flush Factory.

by Whistlefister January 29, 2018

kidney shift

What happens momentarily to a woman's body during heterosexual intercourse provided the man is "well equipped". During penetration the kidney shifts because of reduced space in the stomach area.

"smith I get swift wit the lyrical gift hit you wit the dick make you kidney shift...shhh
here we go here we go but I'm not domino"

Notorious B.I.G. - one more chance

by BLANKZ January 30, 2008

ABEG SHIFT

LEAVE MY SIDE,YOU ARE MAKING NOISE

SO YOU THINK THAT YOU ARE WISE,ABEG SHIFT

by TESHI April 14, 2022

stick shift

The type of automobile transmission driven by all men (and some women) with two legs and two arms.

Automatic transmissions are for old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.

I'm a man, therefore I drive a stick shift.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

Shifties

Noun. Alcoholic drinks you have after working a shift in any service industry. Can be one or many multiple number of drinks that may sometimes lead to shenanigans or the next morning. 2. Often free for BOH employees and almost always necessary post shift for all staff. Contagious in dive bars

Worked sucked. Let’s get some shifties.

by Kidd Blast October 3, 2019

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

Night Shift Girl

a girl/woman who generally works at night and is not bothered by talk of a sexual nature.

A Night Shift Girl is like a truck stop waitress, record store clerk, or Avril Lavine

by Overeatr May 10, 2011