Nipple on a stick

This is a term which has been carefully refined over the past century. Originating from the expression 'udder on a pole', this phrase came into usage in polite society in the late 20th century.
Meaning: You are daft. Affectionate insult.

Emma: i think Dave fancies you..
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) May 13, 2005

God on a stick

Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!

"I just defeated the armies of Satan! That's totally God on a stick!"

by Derek the Archbishop of Canterbury July 3, 2005

bukkake on a stick

Produced in factories, the bukkake-stick is a cummulation of many components mostly produced from the scrotal region of the janpaneze labourers employed to produce the semen flavoured snack. Served in the somewhat lower regions of the colloquial fast food industry, the stick is typically available from boutiques. Generally these 'kebab shops' are operated by members of the increasingly growing ethnic minorities.

Rob: ehh man, gies us a doner ya minge!
Muhhamed: certainly sir, chilli sauce.
Rob: aye man, broon sauce an a'.
Muhhamed: thank you, come again!

Rich: MATE!! that's bukkake on a stick!

by Rich & Rob - mashed October 27, 2004

Shit on a stick

Black anal sex, weather it be Heterosexual, or homosexual.

I was at our schools football game, and I went to use the bathroom, but on the way there I saw some shit on a stick under the bleachers. Irony, eh?

by infernlmagician December 14, 2008

Baked Bean On A Stick

A red haired person of slight build.

The ginger couple had a skinny son with bright orange hair, he looked like a baked bean on a stick.

by invaderofthemoot December 6, 2018

meat on a stick

when you have a stick, and you pull your pants down, get string and tie a stick onto your penis. then, it keeps it up. and it doesnt go limp. beware of splinters.

MAN! last night i did meat on a stick, and i got picked up by chicks,

by corpseecourt December 13, 2008

shit on a stick

A delightfull treat sold for "10 cents a lick"

"shit on a stick ten cents a lick"

by Jeff Currie November 14, 2003