Stealth Bottom

Noun

A gay man who comes across as a top but ends up being a total bottom. a bottom that flies under the radar.

I thought that Tom would be a total top, but he is one of those stealth bottoms

by kroppen5000 January 28, 2014

Super-stealth

1. Super-stealth: To be extremly sneaky so that others do not notice your presence.

2. Super-stealthily: An extremly sneaky way to commit an act.

1. a girl is lying in bed half naked falling asleep while friends talk around her, look up to see a boy standin in the room aswell

Girl: Wooaahhhh when did you come? You're so super-stealth...

2. I will now go smoke a ciggarette super-stealthily so that my nark brother doesn't catch me.

by Stealth-master July 7, 2008

Stealth Jew

A Jewish person who due to genetic variables or intermarriage is often mistaken for a Christian person.
Usually a larger, more aggressive, heavily armed jewish person.
The Goldberg/Lyle Alzado kind of Jew... Not the Woody Allen/David Schwimmer kind of Jew.

All the money... Twice the testosterone!

Bob: Did'ja Hear the one about the Jew in the concentration camp...
Marc: What did you say Motherfucker?
Bob: What, are you a Heeb or something?
Marc: Kick, Stomp, Smush... "That'll Learn ya... Bitch"
Bystander: Check it out... Stealth Jew!

by The Machine September 22, 2008

stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

Steasy

A style of clothing. A modern mix between "style" and "easy."

I like your style, what do you call it?

I like to look laid back but put together. My style is steasy.

by Holicious March 21, 2009

stealth bomber

New SUV police trucks (Chevy tahoe, ford expedition, ford explorer), typically black with tinted windows, a front ram bar, and concealed siren lights. Stealth bombers are equipped with a small arsenal of firearms a typical police cruiser wouldnt have including shotguns, and/or modified SWAT M-16 assualt rifles. Often the "bossest" police vehicles for the station used by the most street savy cops that know where stoners go to smoke/sell weed because drug arrests are this vehicles primary objective. Stealth bombers are most often found in rural and suburban communities where the police have low crime rates and a large surplus of tax money to spend on unnecessary police enforcement (Greendale). Also known as "Stealth Bimpst" to Frinst speakers. You can run, but you can't hide from the stealth bimpst.

Damn, that stealth bimpst is boss.

Did you just see that stealth bomber pull that dumb bimpst over?

Fuck! That stealth bimpst is a sneaky bimpst.

by Albert Dankinstien May 17, 2009

stealthy bastard

One who displays a level of stealth unlike any other

Because of their consistent display of stealthiness everyday, Ellie and Linsday are considered the premiere Stealthy Bastards.

by The original stealth May 23, 2009