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Status Lynch

When a persons facebook status starts being commented on by others; and then people change the subject and use the thread to have a completely off topic discussion amongst themselves.
Last night I made a status commenting on how my sister throws house parties without me... ended up getting status lynched by my friend and my sister trying to work out when the next should be!
by Thrashasaur February 13, 2009
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Shank Status

Getting so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between 5's and 10's.
Yo i got so Shank Status last night that i hooked up with girls that were 5 and below
by Shawshank Redemption April 3, 2013
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Status Shuffle

An application on Facebook for unfunny people that have no mind of their own and have to steal other people's wit and humour!
Have you read his status? It was slightly funny. Oh no, wait, it's Status Shuffle, what a loser!
by OotzOotz February 18, 2010
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status obsessioning

1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.

2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.

3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame

4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:

1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...

2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!

3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..

4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
by theoriginalnax February 11, 2010
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hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
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Statue of Cellberty

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.
If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text
by babarrackass April 24, 2011
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ogre status

In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.

Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.

Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.
That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.
by Jeremy R. December 9, 2008
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