wooden stake

Used to kill vampires. Has to be struck into the heart.

Watch any vampire film.

by Matty D July 1, 2004

Stake

A fake stoner usually from 15-17 years old, always brags about he/she is always high. Usually posting on facebook status with misspelled words like, "Am sooo hiii" "Im happy cuz im high" "dum haterz dont now about weed." Always annoying you when you are talking about something and they're always bringing weed up.

Stop trying to be a stoner, STAKE!

by Transforme July 8, 2011

stalker

Someone who:
1. Literally follows a person's every move, on Facebook or otherwise.
2. Is way too obsessed with someone to the point of being a creeper.

Iris: At 19:30 EST, she was chilling on the Upper East Side.

Madeleine: Oh my God, you stalker!! BTW, did you know she made $130,000 last year? I bet she was laughing all the way to the bank!

Iris: Who's the stalker now? And yes, actually she was. I saw her.

by ____spt5.3 September 27, 2009

stalker

Edward Cullen

The word "stalker" is just a synonym for "Edward Cullen"

by FreddythePhisher December 9, 2009

status stalker

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009

Thug Shaker Central

A small Discord server in which American Air Force airman, Jack Douglas Teixeira, leaked classified military documents. Teixeria was charged with two counts in violation of the Espionage Act on April 13, 2023.

A: Did you hear about what happened in Thug Shaker Central
B: No, what happened
A: Some dude leaked government documents lmao
B: What a fucking idiot

by kys (keep yourself safe) June 3, 2023

Mr. Stalker Pants

A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"

Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.

by Paul A. November 15, 2006