Someone, usually a self-absorbed, often delusional individual who chooses to post endlessly grandiose, pointless, rambling texts, in an attempt to garner contempt from fellow forum members.
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
The etymology is a combination of "Captain Obvious" and "chocolate starfish"
by Peter the Catfish Eater. June 17, 2014
Get the captain starfish mug.by vagina master 72 July 10, 2014
Get the flying starfish mug.Related Words
staifi
• starfish
• Starfishing
• Starfire
• Starfished
• starfish kisses
• stafinging
• staffie
• starfighter
• starfish sex
by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017
Get the secret starfish mug.by Brown fish April 19, 2017
Get the gram staining mug.She is crazy, funny, caring and inappropriate. She can sometimes cheer you up, but a lot a times makes you mad. She can lie to you. She is well known. She has brown hair and beautiful eyes. She is not that postive. She can make you cry over the little things:/. She can be one of the bestest friends too. She will do anything to help you succeed. If you did/ didn’t know something she would tell you. She talks a lot ALOT. She has one amazing best friend, that she has her ups/downs with. She blows it with every man she sees. She is bisexual and she has one amazing girlfriend. She has a lot of breakups. She a lot of times gets upset and cries on social media’s. She is very trustworthy. She has a lot of ibfs. Bree is skinny and short. She gets a lot of hate. She has been bullied for 7 years. She is a girl;). She is very hyper. She thinks she is fat and ugly. She thinks her smile is ugly. Everyone tells her it’s not true.:)
by Brianne Stanfield May 21, 2018
Get the Brianne Stanfield mug.The most hilarious intellectual being. She shines as bright as a star and amazing at throwing fire balls.
by Sophia Dook May 13, 2019
Get the Fire Starfia mug.by DammitWoman June 6, 2021
Get the Burnt Starfish mug.