Squishmallow

The best things ever. A little plushie toy ♡︎A stress reliever that won't scream unlike your little cousin.

Timmothy has 580000 squishmallows

by HiImmentalyill December 6, 2022

Squishinate

A rock a the size of a Walmart falling on a group of people

P1:oh my God a Boulder the size of a Walmart is about to crush us!
P2:we're about to squishinate

by Drawing_bean September 9, 2023

Side Squish

To have sexual relations with another person outside of your relationship.

I'm totally getting side squish from my neighbor.
Meet a hot split tail at the bar I scored some side squish in the parking lot.
This bitch is making me crazy gotta get some side squish soon.

by McSnappypants August 5, 2012

grape squish

1) Pushing a grape in between a girls vaginal lips and popping it into a guys mouth

2) The act of fucking a girl so hard you virtually "smash her clitoris."

"Dude I totally Grape Squished that girl last night"
"Dude nice!"

"Yeah we fucked so hard I got Grape squished."

by The Grape Squisher November 2, 2013

Pink Squish

A slang term for vagina. Not to be confused with vagene.

Freddy: Hey William what are you doing tonight?
William: I'm just gonna go home and get some pink squish.

by Pussydestroyer3001 June 9, 2018

move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

Laslow the Squishmallow

the ultimate autism creature. he is a silly goofy little guy and everyone loves him. he dances to his own groove. we love him. Laslow slays everyday.

hey did you see Laslow the Squishmallow today? he was slaying.

by silly goofy rascal December 13, 2022