Pert Squirt

(n.) The bloody mess ejected from a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle, or 'pert'.

Dude, Janice 'pert squirted' all over her parents brand new leather sofa! They were so pissed!

by jaynation December 29, 2009

Hershey Squirt

The art of dropping a log of dirraheri in someone's milk

I was poring a glass of milk last night night when my mother dropped her dwars and hershey squirt in muh cup

by Chigga neese April 25, 2019

Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

by ModernDon March 31, 2010

Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake

Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt

by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020

Ruby Red Squirt

1. A kind of fruit flavored citrus soda

2. To ejaculate blood during sex

1. I drank some ruby red squirt last nite

2.I drank some ruby red squirt last nite.

by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004

Nacho Squirt

A sexual fetish in which a man dips his penis into nacho sauce then has vaginal intercourse with a woman. The man ejaculates inside of the woman, the semen and nacho sauce mixture is then squirted from the woman's vagina into either person's mouth and then consumed (usually the man consumes the squirted mixture)

I gave that girl an extra spicy nacho squirt last night.

by DassBoot April 13, 2009

Squirt and Dirt

The sexual act in which a man excretes his man cream all over a womans face.Then takes her head and slams it into the soil of the earth, thus allowing the dirt to stick to her face. Once her eyes roll back into place from the shock, you smash a clay pot over her head and prance away merrily.

Man: Hi my little rose bud. Whatchya doooin?
Unsuspecting Woman: Oh nothing dear, just planting these flowers in my garden.
Man: I got somethin for ya.
Unsuspecting Woman: What is it honey?
Man: The Ol' Squirt and Dirt! SURPRISE!

by masterofburns November 25, 2007