Squirming

-to shake,twist or wiggle the body from side to side, may or may not be due to nervousness or excitement

-the act of listening to Nightcore music

Roosevelt: Hey Aegidivs, wanna look at this cool hyperborea schizo vid I just made?
*Aegidivs stops drinking the 99% 6 litre bottle of Vodka in his tiny hands
Aegidivs: Sure bro
*video plays Katy Perry Hot N Cold Nightcore with some pictures of gnostic esoteric Hitler lore
Aegidivs: We're literally squirming bro!
*makes out as Aegidivs makes all men a little fruity

by AegidivsFan October 20, 2021

Squirming

Everybody’s squirming a lot lately. Seems like that’s what this is about. Making your enemies squirm... I like to see Megyn squirm... That’s hot... think about it for a second... Yeah.... that’s the good stuff.... 🥵

Hym “Yeah.... No, I don’t think me being ok inside has anything to do with cripples doing whatever they want because they touch little girls and have rich parents... I think everything would be better for everyone if we took the little cripple and ate his heart... used his hollowed out corpse as a toilet... that works. That’ll be good. But hey, what’s with all the squirming lately. You guys got some lazy headline writers.... Like... Buy a thesaurus. You have a million dollars. What is wrong with you? Aside from inferior brain (obviously) I mean look at this guy? Why do you care that I’m slapping you? Did I slap you minds eye? No. That’s on the inside. Why do you care that you have to be a slave forever and others don’t? They’re not inside of you are they? No. They’re not. Because then they would also be a slave. And they’re not. If you hurt someone? Who cares! They’re outside of you! And if you’re ok it doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. Go back to your solipsistic bubble and let the let the people who aren’t ok inside do whatever they want. You done need to murder them and buy their daughters in glory hole brothels (where everyone gets a turn). Everything is fine. Because you’re ok inside.”

by Hym Iam December 4, 2022

squimbing

when a dog lovingly referred to as squimble swims

“that freaking animal is squimbing!!!!!!!” “i didn’t freaking know they could do that!!!!!!”

by d00dlbugz July 20, 2024

squimingbly

Squimingbly something going well or in one’s favor.

Chris Chans plea for insanity was going quite squimingbly.

by chicken nugget king October 20, 2023

Squidmingo

One in a million great guy, one of the real homies.

John Meyers is a real squidmingo

by SlumericanGampo March 15, 2024

Squimping

When you spit in a guy’s foreskin and rub it around with the spit inside.

- Me and Marla went to squimpville last night, if you know what I mean.

- I don’t know what you mean, what is squimping?
- She pulled back my foreskin, spat in it, closed it, then rubbed it around. You’ve seriously never squimped before?! What a prude!

by gregory3boobs July 5, 2024

Squirming Lizzard Position

When you make up a sexual position, and tell your friends about it and CONSTANTLY use it as a threat knowing it does not exist.

“I’m going to put you into the squirming lizzard position”

by Kooge-is-nig March 10, 2026