Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 06, 2021

poop i spy

Sneaking a peek at the toilet paper after wiping your butt at the conclusion of a dump.

I can attest to the clean break and clean toilet paper wipe after my dump because I pulled a Poop I Spy.

by RealDollParts February 15, 2017

The Greatest Spy

We will never know...

James Bond can’t be the greatest spy, he keeps introducing himself god danmit.

by LongJohnJohn October 14, 2020

Spy is sussy!!!11!!!

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Red:Spy is sussy!!!11!!!

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by GET OUT OF MY HEAD HELP ME December 23, 2021

Blue spy

One of several color coded plastic soldiers in Army Men.

The blue spy might be the reason the green and tan armies hate each other so much. The misinformation coming from the blue spy is why the green army thinks the tan army is evil. Apprehend and interrogate the blue spy.

by Solid Mantis May 10, 2021

spy ship

spy ship (n): a floating vessel full of people who think they are spies, secretly collecting information, except they are on a freaking *ship* and not particularly secret

The Russian spy spy ship off the coast of the USA is full of top-bunk jackoffs.

by sooooowhat February 15, 2017

gentleman spy

The ultimate spy and gentleman. Mysterious, dashing, suave, deadly, and debonair. Women want him and men want to be him. He's like James Bond, but he rocks a sick f***in beard!

Signature drink: Single Malt Scotch Whisky

Signature gun: Sig Sauer P238

See also El Hage

"The ultimate gentleman spy is James Bond!"

"Really? Have you met El Hage?"

by Spartan87 December 21, 2016