sporks

1) one or more spork.
2)weapon of mass distruction used in the middle east.
3)warning beakon to aliens (primarily named abokido)
4)god
5)NOT A UTENSIL
6)projectile

1) i have 453 sporks.
2) no, we have not found the sporks in afghanistan yet.
3) look abokido, they have giant sporks, they're ok by me!
4) oh almighty sporks, tell me what to do.
5) take these sporks in your eyes!!!

by wild_wolf_cub November 8, 2003

socksex

where a person produces a sock out of his pocket to masterpate with. This acts as a device for catching cum as it comes out of your penis.
It can also be used as a condom for hill-billies.

an example of socksex is:
Guy 1= oh my god i'm so horny
Guy 2= just wait i'll get you a sock

by queer boy April 3, 2009

Spock Shock

A spock shock is performed by seperating the middle and ring finger while keeping the index and middle fingers together, as well as the ring and pinky fingers. After proper finger configuration, one inserts the the index/middle pair into the vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring/pinky pair into the anus. With a succusfull "spock shock", you should open of new world of pleasure for your mate, allowing her to live long... and prosper.

Judith: When Curt V. gives me the Spock Shock I GO INSANE with pleasure!

Dusty: Me too!

by Ralph Macchio November 19, 2004

spacksavers

Someone that is not only a spacker, but also wears glasses.

Oi! Speccy Spasmo! You should have gone to spacksavers!

by Kezza March 17, 2004

the spocker

instead of the well known "shocker", the spocker is when you have all 4 fingers upward as spock from star trek does.
2 in the pink - 2 in the stink!
a well known way of how the ancient cavemen carried their women around.

"so dude, you give that chick the shocker?"

"hell no,i gave her the spocker!..I got 2 in the pink an 2 in the stink!"

by DfrumEnglish101 July 20, 2009

white socks

Code word for cocaine. Alias for when you don't want everyone and their mama to know when your trying to get the hook up on some cocaine. Another way of keeping your sack a secret amongst a bunch of free loading suckas!!

Q: What's up with that game today?

A: What game you talking about?

Q: That freaking white socks game bro?

A: Oh that game, the score is off the hook!

by Sir Charles September 24, 2007

Spockblock

The act of interrupting a male friend's "game" by an egregious demonstration of nerd-specific knowledge.

(First heard on "The Bob and Tom Show, 2/1/07)

"I was about to get her digits when Poindexter here pulled the spockblock by announcing we had 5 minutes to get home for Babylon 5..."

by Jordan Owen February 4, 2007