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spidey sling

when porking a female in the canine position, imminent to ejaculation the male extracts his member and continues to beat with his hand until climax, at which point the man cream is intercepted by the male hand. once in place the semen is slung spiderman-esque towards the female rear whilst calling "go web" using correct handular movement one can re-create being spiderman in the comfort of ones own boudoir.
"spidey sense tingling... ...GO WEB..WOOPOW"

"hey Beeatch, take my spidey sling"
by The green goblin April 30, 2006
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Saline

A small town just outside Ann Arbor. Commonly mispronounced SAY-LEAN, this town is mainly filled with rich, snooty people who take sports way too seriously. The only year anything remotely interesting happened here was the year of 2014. Long story short, a lot of people died, a couple of kids committed homicide, and the beloved football team went to States. These events are not related.
Guy 1: Man, I heard a lotta shit went down at Saline last year.

Guy 2: Yeah that stinks. But at least they have a great music program at their high school...
by Deep Valve December 4, 2014
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sling

The act of selling drugs, while trying to avoid being labeled as a dealer.
Mark: Nice scale man, do you deal?
John: Nah, I'm just slingin
by kpq April 15, 2008
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Ciara Salinas

Born August 5th, 1989 to Glenna Rae Salinas and Michael Somethin.

Best known for her poop eating capabilities. Also how large her eyes get when there is feces right in front of her.
Someone who eats poop is called a Ciara Salinas.
by hanora_cecilia August 17, 2011
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Splinter Catcher

Person who rides the "pines", i.e., person who typically isn't a starting player on a football, baseball, basketball team and spends most of the game sitting on the bench.
Percy, your Splinter Catcher today until you out play Jack at first base.
by Jacque le Franc September 15, 2012
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Splinter

1. To make someone orgasm

2. For boys make them hard

3. For girls make them wet
Gurrrlllllll I made him splinter only on first base I am that damn fine!
by Kittykatrowr June 12, 2018
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splintersection

A confusing intersection of 5 or more streets, commonly found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Take the middle left, not the first or third left, at the splintersection of River, Rialto, rt 28, and 30th and 31st street.
by Nick (just Nick) December 2, 2021
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