splanky

cool, fresh, chill, fun, funky, extra fly

The new girl is so splanky, I want to get to know her better.

by Rexi Rexi Rexi February 20, 2011

poop splash

When you drop a deuce and the water splashes up and hit's your butt hole.

I just dropped the kids off at the pool and got poop splash all over my ass!

by Big Daddy Hammer Fist October 16, 2008

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

by wayne March 24, 2005

splaow

-to blam somebody

Yo I splaowed that mug in his jaw ike.

by spoleze February 15, 2003

splashpan

The area of a woman's lower back where a man might shoot his semen when doing her doggie style.

"She was pissed because I pulled out and shot it all over her splashpan."

by Orlando Ted November 9, 2008

spladooshcore

The sound of your splashback, or turd reaching splashdown as it echoes round the bathroom or toilet, as you drop kids at the pool.

I'm gonna go listen to a bit of spladooshcore. Don't wait up.

Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?

by Grafyte December 20, 2008

Splatula

A spatula used to scrape dried cum off of a wall. This is usually required in the bedroom of teenage boys.

Son, your mom is tired of using the splatula in your room. Please masterbate in the bathroom.

by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009