A cube of the sad parts of the
pig. Because no one else wants them, hormel just tosses them into the meat grinder to put in cans.
Means “spiced
ham” because it has enough sodium to choke a
horse.
It actually quite delicious when you haven’t eaten in a week to “save money”
The homeless dude: “Please help me”
Me: “All I’ve got is a can of Spam and a
lot of
medical bills”
Homeless man: “I’ll take it”