by ballsinurjaws3000 August 06, 2021
When a man coats his penis in tempered chocolate, and while it’s is still warm, add sour candies of choice and let harden. Then stick it in her pussy and then make her eat it off after. And have her tell her friends about your sour logs.
by DaddyWeakKnees September 13, 2022
An opinion that is so bad that it makes you screw your face like you were just screwed in the throat by a lemon.
by EricIsntSmart April 06, 2022
The Sour Sloth is the sexual act of taking your girl from behind, fucking her hard enough that she walks slightly bent over afterwords. The sour part comes next(and also on her face), Simply bust a nut into her nostrils right before she asks to cuddle. Thus; she sluggishly wanders like a Sour Sloth to the bathroom to get cleaned up.
Person 1: My girl and I decided to experiment with different kinds of sex acts last night. Person 2: Oh yeah? Cool. What'd you end up doing? Person 1: She got kinky so I decided to turn her into a Sour Sloth.
by Heisenbyrge II May 13, 2016
Mike: Did you see the video of the man calling a rainbow candy dildo a sour straw
Chad: yea it was funny asf
Chad: yea it was funny asf
by Dudodo March 19, 2019
Someone who is acting uptight or irritable, thereby ruining everyone else's good time.
Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"
Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"
Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."
by meluvcheese22 June 13, 2016
How you like that sour soup for breakfast
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022