Shlump

The act of leaning with one's back against a smooth surface, and sliding down while keeping one's feet in the same place such that the knees finish tucked into the chest.

I leant against the locker and shlumped down.

by Checkee-Shoes-Ain't-Amused March 17, 2010

slum

Luxury Trailer park in Jackson New Jersey. Home of Hoop The Mountain Man.

Hoop lives in the slum.

by Joe the HOOP October 1, 2005

Slum

Shit, Poor Quality, Below Par.

"This weed is fucking slum man, it don't even get you high"

"Hey, you coming to the gig?"
"No, I aint got no cash"
"Slum, man"

by g4tch February 9, 2014

Slum gully

A term used to describe a dirty,ratchet ass bitch with a shitty attitude who's pussy you can hear flapping in the wind a mile away

That slum gullys pussy can give a standing ovation

by PTrainTrippyMayne October 10, 2014

Shlump

A person who really sucks at his/her job!

Dude your mom is a shlump!

by DABEAST55 March 20, 2009

shlump

1,000,000,000 times love

My cat whiskers is so awesome, i shlump her

by johndeere7589 September 13, 2005

Slumbering Haku

A grotesque sex act that involves one who wears a mask. The mask-wearer ejaculates all over himself and calls it a day. Usually occurs in front of other people and/or right before bedtime.

Haku whacks it and unloads all over his feet. This is a Slumbering Haku.

by Neglect September 23, 2010