spider web

something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky shit that come out of the spider's ass

the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them

by mandy March 31, 2005

Spider Pig

Only like the coolest pet ever. Homer Simpson's newfound friend that is compelled to walk across the ceiling while Homer sing's the theme song, only to leave dirty tracks to Marge's dismay. Isn't he the best!?

Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig. Does whatever a spider pig does."

by Jes. August 18, 2007

spider-man 2

one of the best games/movies ever. Highly addictive!

Man I wanna fucking play spider-man 2 bitch!

by Josh P September 6, 2004

Clock Spider

The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.

It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.

by Sendion August 20, 2003

black widow spider

a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd

i got bit by a black widow spider.....Confucius say youre fucked

by nate big sexy September 5, 2008

Spider Stain

When a man releases his left over semen through piss onto a girls face

Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"

Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."

by nastynutsac June 8, 2009

Sowder Punch

(N.) A punch so hard it tops all other punches, even those of Chuck Norris, Usually Resulting in Death

Man 1: I heard the fight got pretty intense
Man 2: Yeah man, he threw a Sowder Punch
Man 1: Holy Shit!
Man 2: Yeah Man he died

by Karbonviper October 3, 2011