Soggy randy 

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.

"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."

Soggy randy by irondeath March 10, 2017

soggy fap 

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.

Come on Will! Not another soggy fap

soggy fap by Smatus November 24, 2017

soggy cock 

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

soggy cock by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

soggy stocking 

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual

I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking

soggy stocking by Home schooled January 6, 2018

soggy chewbacca 

When an extremely hairy man has hot sweaty sex with a chick and sheds the equivalent of a bear skinned rug on her stomach and chest. When she realizes she is covered in hair she lets out a Wookie war cry.

Rob's hairy ass turned that bitch into a soggy chewbacca.

soggy chewbacca by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

Soggy Rocket 

The instance where a hermaphrodite gets turned on and subsequently gets both an erection and wet at the same time

Yo man, I hooked up with that hermy chick yesterday, her soggy rocket was so huge it was more like a slippery shuttle.

Soggy Rocket by CaptainPopopo February 8, 2018

soggy doormat 

When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.

Pulled a bird last week and gave her a right soggy doormat, pull out game is strong.

soggy doormat by Shaven demon October 6, 2019