Smurf

A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX!!!!) DUH!!!!!!!!!!!

also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.

person one: damit!

KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it

person one: smurf

KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf

GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF

person one: did you just call me a smuff

KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf

i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff

you smurfing damn smurf smurfer

Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O

KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!

by KrazyDude599999 December 16, 2009

smurf

a slang word for Smirnoff Ice, the alcholic beverage.

We got 5 tall boys of Smurf and some bud.

by Kat November 20, 2004

Smurf

To make out with a girl, and while doing so, to give yourself a handy.

- To Smurf
- Smurfing
- Smurfed

"Nah, i didn't get anything from her, so i just kissed her, and smurfed myself"

"He just keeps on smurfing himself, he doesn't like the vag."

" We just went back to my place, and i smurfed "

by Jay W March 31, 2007

smurf

For a girl to give a guy a blow job.

Jen gave Justin a smurf!

by Samsam June 2, 2005

smurf

Skeet Skeet Skeet or to ejacualte all someone, something, or a ceiling

Hey i just Smurfed all over Michael

or

Hey i was wondering if you could smurf on me tonight

or

I like the way you smurf, you can hit the ceiling

by MrKittyCat August 23, 2009

smurf

An unofficial US military/special forces hazing ritual/CPR training exercise that made the news during the late 1980s in which one trainee's head is dunked under water until he drowns and then is resuscitated by another.

"A Navy spokesman denied that the sailor's death was in any way related to the rumored practice of smurfing."

by chopper dave July 21, 2006

smurf

A word you can use to replace a verb or noun.

So I was smurfin this smurf up the smurf while she was smurfin out this other smurf when all the sudden Bob Saget smurf came through the smurf and started smurfin the smurf who was getting smurfed out. So I smurf to Bob Saget Smurf "Smurf please, these are my smurvess." But then I Smurfed and got my smurf everywhere.

by Smurf2 December 28, 2007