a town east of new york city where 98% of kids are white but 95% pretend to be black. kids think they are ghetto when they dont even know what ghetto is. their idea of ghetto is not having enough allowance to buy a new shirt. only a few people are real and most kids use their money...or their parents money to buy drugs like weed.
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by you know who i am...Wd April 17, 2006
Get the Smithtown mug.Basically someone who is: full of shits; talks shit all the time; lies or brags alot; don't keep promises; nonsensical; big mouth; makes unreliable statements; wise crack; says lot of things that people are not interested in... etc.
Foreign friend: Hey who is the president of the USA?
Johnny: Ah he's a shitto.
Foreign friend: huh what do you mean?
Johnny: George W. Bush
Foreign friend: Oh i see... is he good?
Johnny: He's a shitto
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Ben: Hey Jack! how ya doing today?
Jack: how ya doing today
Ben: what?
Jack: what
Ben: I said how ya doing?
Jack: I said how ya doing
Ben: Must you repeat everything i say?
Jack: Must you repeat everything i say
Ben: Shitto.......
Johnny: Ah he's a shitto.
Foreign friend: huh what do you mean?
Johnny: George W. Bush
Foreign friend: Oh i see... is he good?
Johnny: He's a shitto
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Ben: Hey Jack! how ya doing today?
Jack: how ya doing today
Ben: what?
Jack: what
Ben: I said how ya doing?
Jack: I said how ya doing
Ben: Must you repeat everything i say?
Jack: Must you repeat everything i say
Ben: Shitto.......
by AlexPPP February 7, 2008
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Get the smitten mug.The only thing good about Smithtown are the east whisperettes. they have been long island champions for 14 years and national champions for 10 consecutive years now. its time we give the east whisperettes some praise they are insane! laura murphy is the god of kickline!!! great job guys, u deserve some recognition, keep on kicking!
Smithtown EAST Whisperettes are amazing
by S*towny March 21, 2009
Get the Smithtown mug.A very wealthy place in Suffolk County although there are huge houses and tiny houses. the taxes are unbeliveabley high.nThere is every single race in the world in Smithtown. you name it, we got it. some people think that if you live in smithtown, your a bitch or a whore or a slut. but just like in every other town there are skanks, sluts, hores, etx. smithtown is pretty good at sports. well at least in kickline. national champs for like 10 years. whisperettes=amazing. and everything else is like average compared to kickline. about 50% of all smithtown kids are preppy and wear abercrombie, hollister, american eagle, juicy couture and anything else where a full outfit is way over $300. about every kid has ugg boots (or fake ones)or abercrombie flip flops. its impossible to be popular if your not a prep. then we have the emo's who think that they are going to commit suicide at any moment when there not. they are in photo class and in art honor society. then we also have the gangsters who are so not gangster. they like to think there cool when there not. they wear their pants below the knees and walk funny. they wear ecko and phat farm and south pole meanwhile if you really were from a ghetto, you wouldnt be able to afford any of those brands. and last but not least there are the potheads. you can find these potheads in town at starbucks parking lot, friendlys, behind the movie theater or anywhere on main street. major hangout places are the mall, baja grill, friendlys, movie theater and starbucks and coolbeans. and a lotta people work at ralphs italian ices and mcdonalds and any other place in the mall you can think of. so smithtowns pretty cool i guess.
smithtown kid #1- im going to go kill myself now
smithtown kid #2- im going to spend $3000 at the mall.
smithtown kid #3- ANYONE GOT A BOLT?
smithtown kid #2- im going to spend $3000 at the mall.
smithtown kid #3- ANYONE GOT A BOLT?
by bonjour! April 27, 2007
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