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slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.
I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.
by The real W November 21, 2023
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slob a knob

Girl she slob a knob and the dude said it was bad
by ChristinaSmith November 27, 2013
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Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022
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Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
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Not going to slob his knob.

Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.
I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.
by Harlem East June 6, 2019
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slob locker

Slobing on the knob while its in her mouth
I put my dick in her slob locker
by Moochimooch February 5, 2007
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tickle slob

"Why did you dump him"
"Because he pulled a tickle slob on me last night and he didn't do it right..."
by TakeTheTruthBitches February 2, 2016
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