To perform an illegal and dangerous act of taxiing vehicles, past-time/sport/activity originating from the city of Chicago.
It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.
A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.
It is performed by being hidden from sight at a stop sign and as a vehicle starts to take off, while ducking down below the back window, one runs up behind the vehicle and takes hold of it's rear bumper, squats down and skiis to or near their destination, where they release the bumper and walk or grab the next taxi. You wait until the vehicle starts to take off so that the vehicle can gain momentum and not be weighed down at the start.
A master skeetcher is one who has never been spotted or noticed by the driver or passengers until parting from the vehicle. They can take hold of the bumper without sound or movement on the vehicle and never fall off or get hung up on a bumper. They are light, but firm on their feet and can own the same pair of shoes for years, without wearing the soles down. They also have saved one or many of their friends from injury caused by losing grip of a bumper and can switch places without fear of losing grip him/herself.
Plenty of kids were injured over the years by assholes who intentionally fishtailed toward poles and signs while kids were skeetching their rear bumpers.
It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.
It was a fun thing for us to do through the 70s and 80s and I feel for the kids who can't play like we did, due to the rising population of sadistic individuals, who hide behind the mask that they're something tough, because they're angry they weren't sexually abused a by family members while growing up.
by strEt-Ys December 13, 2010
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2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.
2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.
Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?
Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."
Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."
by alexander devlin September 27, 2009
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Originated in Frisco, TX, A suburb of Dallas.
A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.
A typical easy lay. A girl who is easy to bang; or a girl you want to bang and skeet on without putting too much work into it.
by Piepenbrok March 26, 2008
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by The yeet skeet master November 27, 2018
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Get the skeet mug.A term coined by the great lyricist Trick Daddy in his song "Jump on the Dick." It refers to when a man has sexual intercourse with a woman then proceeds to ejaculate in her face or in layman's terms, to fuck a girl and then bust all over her face.
"boom boom skeet skeet goddamn
now grind on it,bitch bounce up and down on it
let him hit it from the back
put a arch in ya back and let him hit it like that"
now grind on it,bitch bounce up and down on it
let him hit it from the back
put a arch in ya back and let him hit it like that"
by yadahollar November 10, 2008
Get the Boom Boom Skeet Skeet mug.A drinking game played with the consumption of several or more beers. When two people have finished their cans of beer, player 1 yells pull, at which point player 2 throws his beer can into the air and player 1 throws his beer can in an attempt to hit it. Score is not usually kept since players try to drink their next beers as quick as possible in order to play another round. The game is best played on a porch or balcony. If glass bottles are used, it’s classified as an extreme sport.
Chris: Drew, finish your beer so we can play beer skeet.
Drew: Alright (Drew chugs 7th beer)!
Chris: PULL!
Drew: (Drew throws beer can in the air off the porch)
Chris: (Throws beer and misses)
Drew: My turn, hand me another beer (he then proceeds to chug)
Drew: Alright (Drew chugs 7th beer)!
Chris: PULL!
Drew: (Drew throws beer can in the air off the porch)
Chris: (Throws beer and misses)
Drew: My turn, hand me another beer (he then proceeds to chug)
by Willy Deez November 27, 2007
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