Shittynine

Also known as a Courtay, it is a sexual act much like a 69. Except the participants defecate into each others mouths at the same time.

I was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to Shittynine with me.

by Scorched June 6, 2009

shitty deal

Something Goldman Sachs sells to unsuspecting people, destroying the world economy.

Goldman Exec: Boy, that Timberwolf is one shitty deal.

Other Exec: Should we sell it anyway, even if in causes and economic meltdown?

First exec: Who cares? We'll get rich!

by NovaNardis April 28, 2010

shittyballaz

when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'

dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good

by dr. seuss' fallus February 8, 2007

Sitting by the fire

Saying used as a substitution for saying masturbation. Commonly used by members of the UPCI organization. First used by a group of College and Career sunday school students at the Greenville, United Pentecostal Church

Randy chose to go Sitting by the fire instead of fornicating with Nikki.

by K Patrick December 16, 2008

Shitty Sally

A name used to describe your girlfriend or spouse when she doesn't want or won't let u do something you wanna do.

I was hopeing to get laid last night but once again my girlfriend was beinga shitty Sally.

OR
I wanted to go the bar with my buddies but my girlfriend was being a Shitty Sally and made me watch movies instead.

by sweetsupraowner February 25, 2010

shitty wet roller

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.

"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"

by BIG-MEAT March 11, 2010

Shitty fucktard bitch whore.

A term to describe a person or thing that is behaving in a shitty, fucktardy, bitchy and/or whorey way.

-Use with extreme caution, due to EXTREME power.

That girl is such a shitty fucktard bitch whore.

by Sarahllamapajama September 18, 2012