Sidewalling

A trail of shit left down the bowl of a toilet.

The Sidewalling game: Capturing a sidewalling with a picture and sending to all your mates. (more points awarded for the tail being close to the top rim. Points deducted for trails leading into the water)

Mike captured a fantastic bit of sidewalling art, After sending a pic to all his mate he received a respectable 9 out of 10.

by DogKRO March 13, 2010

Sidewinder

The little off-shoot of pee that splits from the main stream of your pee.

1: Did you pee all over this floor?
2: Shit, it wasn't my fault. I had a really bad sidewinder.

by Loserino May 9, 2018

sender-sideways

To be redneck and drive your vehicle erraticly (maybe get a ticket) and sending your car/truck sideways. Hence sender-sideways.

Yo, dude...what the fuck you been up to? Well, I gotta go, sender-sideways! Pop-a-wellie!

by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 26, 2005

hung sideways

Having trouble having a bowel movement. Also known as extreme constipation

I can't take a shit, it's hung sideways!

by fidel_castro April 10, 2009

sittin sideways

almost opposite of "the gangsta lean" when u drivin...
instead of leanin right, u lean left almost to post up
against the driver side door, w/ ur right hand on the wheel

ridin slow, speakers thumpin on the drive-way/
sittin sideways & buck twenty on the highway/
-Biggfoot

by Chefo April 9, 2006

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011

sideways

to become extremely and uncontrollably drunk, high or just plain messed up

Dude, i was so sideways this weekend.

by clayton hammock December 31, 2007