awkward silence

when somethingh awkward happens and then its silent

Friend: GRAB MY ASS
Me: ...

AWKWARD SILENCE

by wvlkjvs WjbkdwBKJBDBKJ December 27, 2011

Akward Silence

When a white male and white female are having sex and a naked black man walks in wanting in on the action.

Bill: Yeah me and Linda were doing it then Tyrone walked in expecting something..and uhh...
Tim:Ouch. Akward Silence?
Bill:Yeah...

by hereyagoho May 12, 2010

Silent Killing Assassins

A long-term counter-strike knifing clan. The leader of this clan is Nato Suicidal.

I'm gonna go play in the Silent Killing Assassins clan Server and get pwned by its members.

by Ub3r 1337 hax0r September 28, 2006

silent duck

A hand gesture used by those engaging in the act of fisting as a way of initiating the partner

Claire whipped out the silent duck, and immediately Joanie screamed in anticipation and excitement.

by Jebediah Smith December 7, 2007

silent assassin

In a movie theater, masturbate quietly in your seat. Before climax, cup your hand in the shape of a silencer on the end of your penis and ejaculate onto the back of the head of the person in front of you. Then leave silently out of the theater.

The bitch in the front wouldn't stop talking on her phone during White Chicks, so I pulled out my silent assassin on her ass.

by DaTrueJDub April 21, 2007

Jay and Silent Bob

The most amazing stoner duo to ever appear in a Hollywood movie.

Those two were in all Kevin Smith's best movies:

-Clerks
-Mallrats
-Chasing Amy
-Dogman
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on Clerks.
That show was the shit, man.

by Celeste A July 16, 2008

Silent Stroke

Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.

"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"

"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"

by Rizzleeee February 9, 2009