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Shrink flood

(For men) When you sit down to take a shit when you're cold - when your flaccid penis has shrunk to where it no longer hangs down like normal - and the defecation triggers urination which is released in a horizontal, outward stream that goes all over your floor.
Man, I just cleaned my bathroom, and then I had to go take a shit after my heat went out. I should have waited to drink that kombucha, because I had a shrink flood...
by HounmanBT November 7, 2019
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shruck

The past tense of shrek

Based on urban dictionary, the definition of shrek is the act of singing all star by smash mouth to a person or an object. Therefore, shruck means that oneself has sang all star by smash mouth to a person/object already
Demonslayer: Hey i shruck your mom last night

BeastMaster64: i know your beautiful mouth can do that
by CBT69 May 25, 2020
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Shrinked Dinkie

Jim has a shrinked dinkie
by anonymous November 19, 2020
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ShronkerBoy

ShronkerBoy is the most coolest and goodest guy ever
Joe: Wow that ShronkerBoy is so cool
ShronkerBoy: Yeah
by ShronkerBoy November 30, 2020
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Shlunk

1. The act of throwing a sharp object (such as a cleaver) at someone's forehead, or other areas of the body.
Ex. The man shlunked the knife at his apposer's head.
by Supersaucymeme April 2, 2021
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Shrinkzy

Such an epic guy who doesnt do anything wrong would be the perfect boyfriend to any guy and is just perfection, if you are friends with shrinkzy then you are in luck because he is the most coolest person to ever exist and you wont regret being his friend.
"wow your friends with shrinkzy hes so rich and cool and so hot i wish i was friends with him so i could give him all my money."
by Candice Fortnite June 21, 2021
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Shrungle

The best word to describe a "funky" new song. This word is a more precises descriptor to describe many songs.
"Have you heard that new Weeknd song? It's a TOTAL shrungle!"
by AvidCoder August 15, 2021
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