Shrek

A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.

Oh my god thats shrek do you think he will eat my eye!

by Shrekness March 24, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is love, shrek is life

You must accept him and let him Cum in you with his 50 foot peinis

O yeah shrek daddy

by Daddy shrek cum September 17, 2021

Shrek

Abby.

Ben: Oh my god look its shrek
Jake: no its just abby

by Spn21 December 24, 2016

Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.

Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive

by DatisnitqBoi October 23, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is the king we all warship him and his smexyness. GET OUT ME SWAMP.

Oh shrek? Yes, he the leader of our swamp

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 4, 2018

Shrek

Our lord and saviour

I am shrek

by Jay is a cool dude June 18, 2019