Shrek

Only the cutest little green goblin around with that big penis of his just stretching miles upon miles while Fiona just sits there and admires that huge cock, mmm yess daddy.

"Damn, Shrek can I have some of your penis enlargement pills?" Donkey said.

by DontGetHard December 10, 2018

Shrek

Noun- A god. Not a religious god, but god. Shrek is the true God. His followers are called Shrekians.

I worship Shrek. If you are intelligent, you will worship him too

by 1010100000011010101001010010 March 5, 2018

Shrek

Shrek is the king we all warship him and his smexyness. GET OUT ME SWAMP.

Oh shrek? Yes, he the leader of our swamp

by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019

Shrek

A religion that many people believe in. The most common form only has one god known as Shrek. The god of onions. Other forms of Shrekism has a second god, Donkey.

Sam joined Shrekism
Because Shrek is love Shrek is life
“Hey there Shreker”
Very offensive

by DatisnitqBoi October 23, 2018

Shrek

the sexiest man

Me:dude have you seen shrek
Also me: yeah he is sooooo sexy

by querticle April 9, 2020

Shrek

You’ve reached a low point when you use Urban Dictionary to search “Shrek.”
FUCKING WHY?!? GO OUTSIDE GODDAMMIT!!

“Who’s Shrek?”

A big, green, Ogre AKA Our lord and savior.

by Moltens September 4, 2018

Shrek

A flying green ogre who favorite thing to do is rape little kids

Shrek came and raped that 8 year old

by aa99000 September 20, 2016