shlong noggin

Another word for Dickhead

'Oh, don't be such a shlong noggin!'

by Bigmac2121 December 1, 2021

Shlong Head

Lujain

Lujain is a shlong head

by The nonce May 16, 2017

Caleb's Shlong

a shlong so big it makes girls evolve and build time machines just so they can relive the exsprience of taking that rod right up the culo. sometimes girls mistake him for a black guy.

"Caleb's shlong is why we have rights!" said every girl in existence

by webbybutter January 2, 2023

Shlong Sauce

A descriptive slang pun intended as for dark humor or inappropriate comedy, describing the male penis body part.

Ay girl you tryna get this Shlong Sauce on that thicc ass of yours.

Yo last night Stacy dropped by and I busted Shlong Sauce all in her.

by Kennedy.G March 8, 2019

Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

by PStar-7 October 29, 2023

Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong

She shlong slapped me so hard

by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016

Shlong

A slang word for penis

I have got a massive shlong

by Mr boi May 28, 2018