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something shiny

A phrase used to explain a personal lapse in memory, coordination and/or good judgment by falsely attributing it to the phenomenon of being distracted by bright, pretty things (i.e. diamonds, fancy cars, jewelry, "bling", etc.), especially where the desire is to make light of it; often used in conjunction with a list of actions or other phrases like blah-blah-blah or yada yada yada; a take-off of the concept that blonds are distracted by "something shiny"
Dave: Hey, what's the name of that song you
told me I gotta download?

Pete: Yeah, the song is called, uh...
um... ooo, sorry, something shiny...

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Sorry I flaked on going out with you guys, but I started sorting my DVDs, blah-blah-blah, something shiny, and next thing I knew, it was 3am!

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It was humiliating! One minute, I'm walking through the mall; blah-blah-blah, something shiny, & next thing I know, I'm doing a face-plant off the bottom of the escalator!!

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I was sticking to my diet, making great progress. But the night I was home alone studying, that extra-large, extreme combo pizza was calling to me. I was reading my textbook, taking notes...something shiny...and suddenly, all that was left was a pile of crusts!
by psalm27sjb December 28, 2007
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Bite my shiny metal ass

Bender's catch phrase, when he met his golden counter part he said "Bite my glorious golden ass!".
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Hookerbot: Honey, you couldn't afford it.
by Elitist January 27, 2004
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Ooooh shiny!

A syndrome which causes people to be completely and utterly distracted from their previous train of thought when confronted by something shiny. This shiny object can take a variety of forms but will ultimately be determined by the inherent preferences of the one who suffers from the aforementioned syndrome. The subject will usually exclaim in a high pitch voice "oooh shiny!"
"Hey Jim? Me and a few of the guys are planning to get shitfaced at the bar tonight. You want in?"

"Yeah sure man that sounds grea- *spots object* Ooooh shiny!"

"Right on. I'll tell the guys you're co-Jim? Jim?!....... oh for fucks sake not again."
by The method to madness July 30, 2015
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Smooth and Shiny

Alex shaved his testicles so that they were Smooth and Shiny
by The Executive Order February 12, 2010
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glowing shiny dashing sparkle

That's one glowing shiny dashing sparkle.
by Miakoda69 March 19, 2017
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fabulous_shiny_boy

The Wild Creature of the IMochiPaws twitch chat. Uses money as its main source of defence and tool for catching prey. It has so much Money, it doesn't have to be worried about how much is used.
The Wild fabulous_shiny_boy stalks its prey, slowing reading off the numbers on its card, prepared to strike
by gum-fiend May 31, 2023
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Bite my shiny metal ass

(imp) The glorious act of taking the shiny backplate of the universe's greatest bending unit up in the middle of your filthy jaws and drawing upon it on a bite-ry fashion. (Note: People with magnets or other weird appendages need not apply. Side effects may include awesome folk music. If you're a hot chick contact your Bender at 1-800-IMTHEGREATEST)

Yes, i said i was the greatest. You got a problem with that? I'LL KILL YOU!
by bender@iloveBender.com March 3, 2017
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