The saviours of our universe. Sluts are my least favourite kind of people. They're SO annoying and SO in denial. It's even worse when they're not in denial, though. It's not something you should be proud of.
Slut: I just had sex with a random stranger!
Me (Slut-shamer): Eww, you filthy disgusting slut!
Slut-defender: It's her right as a woman! Sexist, even though you're a girl yourself!
Me: Alright, fruitcake, two fucking things. First of all, there is such thing as a male slut, and second of all, if you think that one of the best attributes of a woman is to fuck as many people as possible, then YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, mistah - are the sexist. And actually, it's also sexist to assume that all sluts are women. Off you skedaddle.
Me (Slut-shamer): Eww, you filthy disgusting slut!
Slut-defender: It's her right as a woman! Sexist, even though you're a girl yourself!
Me: Alright, fruitcake, two fucking things. First of all, there is such thing as a male slut, and second of all, if you think that one of the best attributes of a woman is to fuck as many people as possible, then YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, mistah - are the sexist. And actually, it's also sexist to assume that all sluts are women. Off you skedaddle.
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An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
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When enthusiastically tucking into a bucket of the finest dirty chicken you accidentally transpose chicken grease across one's entire face resulting in a glorious, shimmering effect which, when it catches the light, is the envy of everyone.
When enthusiastically tucking into a bucket of the finest dirty chicken you accidentally transpose chicken grease across one's entire face resulting in a glorious, shimmering effect which, when it catches the light, is the envy of everyone.
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