Cookie Sheet

A piece of cloth used to clean up ejaculate after masturbating. Also known as a cum rag.

Nope! Don't wear that one, don't even pick it up! It's not really a shirt, it's a cookie sheet.

by Omnipawn June 30, 2011

Polluting the Sheets

Fucking, banging, having sex

(the bodily fluids pollute the clean sheets!)

Who doesn't like polluting the sheets?

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Sheet Clencher

One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass

Krystain is a sheet clencher

by Nickilous October 19, 2005

Cheat sheet

A fast and effective way to remember something when the mind does a shit in the corner and google doesn't want to clean it up fast enough.

Le me; Balls, what was that command again...

Grabs le Cheat Sheet.

by Its MY-S-Q-L not My-Sequel! August 31, 2013

sheet of defeat

the act of making sexy time under the covers then bringing forth a nasty fart.as the smell hits her nostril quickly jump out of the covers and suffocate her with the sheet of defeat.

yeah yesturday i knocked her with the sheet of defeat.

by falcon fire and analat0r April 25, 2007

green sheet

GREEN SHEET To give the subject charged with a crime his copy of the criminal complaint, as the defendant's copy is usually green in color. To place into protective police custody a subject unable to make medical decisions for himself.

There I was a six month newbie medic being told by Medical Control (a physician on the phone in the emergency room) to have the police officer on scene "green sheet" the guy and bring him in.

by street EMT August 29, 2013

safety sheet

when two bros are forced to share a bed. one sleeps below the safety sheet, the other sleeps above it. thus providing a barrier from accidental homosexual interaction while sleeping

Mike and Adam decided to use the safety sheet so nothin gay would happen.

by 30tendy January 21, 2014