tool shed 

The tool shed, for overweight men, would be the area just above the penis (another slang term for this area is the F.U.P.A. - Frontal Upper Pubic Area) The extra fat surrounds the penis, protecting it as a tool shed protects its tools.

"They say its just more cushion for the pushin, but really it was just his tool shed absorbing the coital impact."

tool shed by Harry Hole September 23, 2012

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed

Originated from Beavis and Butthead when Beavis whacks off in a neighbor's(Anderson's) toolshed.

verb.Masterbating in one's toolshed

"Have you been whackin off in meh toolshed?"

omWacking Off In My Tool Shed by Kat Johnson June 10, 2006

tool shed 

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool

The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.

tool shed by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

Mucking shed 

To eat ass. Eat out the rear end of a female or male. Similar to mucking barn.

After a long day at the donut shoppe, nothing made Little Jeff happier than coming home, bending Betsy over, and mucking shed.

Mucking shed by Jeffsdonutholes March 10, 2016

Chilli shed 

A outdore porta jon when u look inside looks like bad chilli

The land scapers have been blowing up that chilli shed

Chilli shed by BigBrown June 17, 2020

crack shed 

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.

Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.

crack shed by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020

Sex Shed 

A haunted shed where sex frequently happens.

Person 1: yo did you hear about the murder in the sex shed?
Person 2: the only thing that died in there was my virginity

Sex Shed by penismuncher42069 November 15, 2020