a cool sharp one

Simply-put: The slang difinition for a long and painful shit.

"Where were you man?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I had to take a cool sharp one."

by Remtorik September 19, 2006

F sharp principle

the necessity of trying a proposal out fully before writing it off as a shit idea

tom: hey man, lets play the chorus in F sharp man

jason: wtf? that'll sound like your mum dude, no way!

tom: F sharp principle mofo

by bl4gg3r March 19, 2013

The Billy Sharp Rumour

The billy sharp rumour, refers to Bradford city fans and fake ‘in the knows’ creating the transfer rumour of Sheffield United striker billy sharp joining Bradford city, a common site on social media throughout the transfer window, this transfer has never gone through, and probably never will.

‘The billy sharp rumour: Billy sharp to Bradford is a done deal!’

by LankyGuy January 30, 2023

sharp poop scratch

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard

ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt

by Suklaa March 12, 2017

a cool sharp one

a sudden but unnoticed exit.
orig. Harp Lager TV ads.

"My missus came in the pub the other night, when i'd said i was working late... a cool sharp one, mate!"

by edjog October 08, 2005

super sharp springsteen

see also springsteen and super springsteen, like a super springsteen but better. one without tobacco.

"i was fucked, i had just smoked a super sharp springsteen"

by jeremy springsteen April 30, 2004

The Bolivian Sharp Shooter

The process of jacking off furiously and aiming your ejaculate into a spread vagina or any hole of your choosing.

No penetration is necessary to complete the Bolivian Sharp Shooter.

I’m gonna give Jane a Bolivian Sharp Shooter tonight.

by Jack Goff 55 November 22, 2019