Shanking

the practice of excreting and masturbating simultaneously

"Excuse me waiter, could you please prepare my bill - I have a busy evening of shanking planned"

by JDL1234567890 July 1, 2005

Shank

An object made from any available object inside a prison or detention center which is used to "shank" or stab someone.

Hook me up with a shank dog.

by Mark Real April 11, 2003

Shank

human leg; part of the leg between the knee and the foot;section of meat cut from the leg of certain animals;

long narrow part of something (such as a nail, pin, etc.)

by anjali December 9, 2003

Shank

To run up to someone and rip down their pants leaving their boxer shorts showing.

To mess something up.

Shit you shank that one hey!

by Simon May 13, 2005

Shanked

When something is stolen from your school bag

Student one: Bro my airpods just got stolen

Student two: That sucks, you got Shanked

by InsTIgaToR694 May 22, 2019

to shank

To shank someone means to give then a beat down / fuck them up

This can be done either virtually (COD4) or physically (someones face)

To Shank

Joe: I will shank you !
James: Aw Shit !

by Smithy Mate ! June 12, 2009

shanked

To get raped from someone you have met on the internet.

I met John on the internet and he shanked me.

by Palmy November 7, 2006