Schrödingers Gay is a way of describing a situation where you don't know the exact gender of a certain person you are dating.
This term is derived from the famous experiment "Schrödingers Cat"
This term is derived from the famous experiment "Schrödingers Cat"
A: I got a really hot tinder date tonight!
B: But remeber "Schrödingers Gay" and make sure she is a girl before it's too late.
A: Thanks, bro.
B: But remeber "Schrödingers Gay" and make sure she is a girl before it's too late.
A: Thanks, bro.
by Prof. Omniscient January 21, 2017
His request for nudes is simultaneously serious and a joke until the box is opened and the requestee reacts.
Person 1: "You know, we fed that fat retarded guy LSD last night and sang greek-orthodox chants, circling him last night, his reactions were amazing, hahaha!" Person 2: "WTF, are you for real, did you just assume my gender?" Person 1: "No, I was just kidding. Pls send me nudes tho hahaha." Person 2: "What no, I'm not gonna send you nudes!?" Person 1: "Hey, I was just joking, I thought that was our vibe" Person2 to its friends: "Wow, Person 1 definitly is a Schrödinger's Fuckboy ...."
by mantadim April 30, 2023
I placed a bet on that football match but until it's over it's Schrödinger's Cash
Alternative: Wow that deal looks amazing if I invest my money is stuck in Schrödinger's Cash!
Alternative: Wow that deal looks amazing if I invest my money is stuck in Schrödinger's Cash!
by Jurgen Flurgen October 16, 2018
when you go to do the prep you meant to when it’s slow on the line, only to have your ticket printer go the fuck off.
Yeah sorry Jason, I meant to prep your limes last night but ya know “schrödingers epson printer man.”
by thekingggg April 29, 2024
Schrodinger's Vax describes the state of workplace limbo in which one's Covid vaccination status has not been explicitly stated, and although fully vaxxed or not, the employee is expected to behave in a manner consistent with the corporate policies of both states of being.
"Corporate's had Rick double-masking in the front office since January, but he's also the only one the bosses are making do those risky in-home consults."
"Weird double-standard. Think he's had his shots? He's had to have...right?"
"I guess, but maybe not really?... Can he be both?"
"Nah, gotta be one or the other, Schrödinger's Vax is just a thought experiment."
"Weird double-standard. Think he's had his shots? He's had to have...right?"
"I guess, but maybe not really?... Can he be both?"
"Nah, gotta be one or the other, Schrödinger's Vax is just a thought experiment."
by QuickerMissus September 01, 2021
by MF Star Boy May 24, 2022
The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.
Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"
by BoneZonelol October 08, 2020