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Cum shark

The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.

The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.
"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."
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Sharkarazzi

One who follows sharks and take pictures.
Prime pay during shark week!
Hey shark! I'm your biggest fan. I'll follow you until you love me. Shark-a Sharkarazzi!
by SharkEHBSWeek August 4, 2011
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Sharkando

he is the strongest being on the universe he also have a giant dick
omg sharkando is so big
by joemama12321321312312132132 March 26, 2020
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Shark_Park discord

An authoritarian community ruled by Text101. The moderation takes heavy inspirations from George Orwell's 1984.
Person 1: Im a fucking retard
Person 2: Damn you must be a Shark_Park discord member
by Flurk August 6, 2021
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shark tank keto diet pills

i actually don't know what shark tank keto diet pills are, i just saw a pop up ad with them and thought i should add it
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loan shark

some body who'll loan ya some money and break legs if u dont pay it back in time.
"Shit that loan shark gonna break my legs, blow up my car, rape my wife and shit in my bed if i dont pay him soon."
by mikeyj MoFo July 18, 2004
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Hate Shark(s)

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010
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