unconditional positive self regard

Unconditional positive self regard is a condition common among athletes, politicians, and celebrities in general where their high regard for themselves is unconditional, even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

That cornerback with "unconditional positive self regard" got burned for three touchdowns, hasn't made a tackle all day, was benched twice for blown coverage and now that he has intercepted a meaningless hail Mary off a third string quarterback with two seconds left with his team behind 42-0 he's celebrating like he won the Super Bowl.

by mossiears September 16, 2013

Ricardo and Naima

Ricardo and Naima are the bestest friends nobody can come between them no matter what they may have their ups and downs but they still love each other more than anything if anything tears them apart they come right back together so don't try nun slick.

Ricardo and Naima sitting in a tree T.a.l.k.i.n.g

by Nareenme June 23, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo is extremely rude faggot who will start crying when you make fun of him and will talk mad shit but five minutes later he will try to be your friend before he comes to the realization that he doesn't have any friends and he cant make any And he often sounds like he is gargling balls

ricardo: "fucking bitch ass faggot"

you: "fuck you"

five minutes later

ricardo: "hey do you want be friends?"

by LotusDarkYT March 15, 2019

Ricardo

The smallest dick in the Male population women tend to have bigger balls than him. Usually short ,thicc ass

WOULD YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME !!
- Robert and Kenya

"You're immature and childish " - Ricardo

by Monkeyniggerthattookmytv May 7, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo is a very nice guy who lives in Italy. He is tall and works out a lot, so he's quite muscular. He loves to give and bakes great pizzas and gives to all his friends. Ricardo loves travelling the world and he loves making others happy. Sometimes he is a little grumpy, but you'll just have to compliment his pizzas and then he'll be happy again. Ricardo is a great boyfriend and friend and cares about the people he loves. He is loyal, funny and very friendly. If you trust Ricardo, he will trust you.

Person 1: Look at that guy over there! He's giving free pizzas to everyone!
Person 2: Oh, you mean Ricardo?
Person 1: Yeah! Let's go say hi! I'm really craving those pizzas.

by Balletperson February 21, 2019

Ritard

A way of saying that someone is a retard while in a music lesson.

X: (stupid comment)
Y: (name), I don't know how to put this, but in music terms you are a Ritard....

by Henk43MPO December 1, 2010

warm regards

It's when you poop on a girl's chest after a night of hard drinking and hot sex.

I left her house and her with warm regards.

by MrRoche May 10, 2005