Retarded Animal Babies

The most priceless, most hilarious thing to grace this planet. It is a fucked-up cartoon about these five animals : the Hamster, the Dog, the Bunny, the Cat, and the Donkey. Satan even makes an appearance! The basic summary of the series is that.....well, it differs on each episode, but it is assured that you will witness humor at its finest, complete with foul language and loads of crude AND intelligent content.

This series was made by an author on Newgrounds named David Lovelace, and the series is now a franchise, which includes merchandise such as clothes and even CD's.

Go to Newgrounds and look for Retarded Animal Babies. You won't be sorry.....or will you?

"They're all hilarious, but the Hamster is my favorite of the Retarded Animal Babies."
-me

by Dave December 14, 2004

retard

People who think they have to take their pets with them everywhere they go.

That retard left their dog in the hot car with the windows rolled up at Walmart again.

by Spanky420247 May 1, 2014

Full Retard

1) Somewhere you never should go.
2) Playing a mentally handicapped person in a film or show with no exceptional or redeeming skills.

You went full retard man. Never go full retard.

by [e-mail] October 8, 2008

Rejard

- A retard who is rejected from society.

"You are such a RE JARD..go home" said Billy
"No!" yelled Sped Stevey
"You FUCK, you dirty little fuck, imma kill u, oh u fuckin rejard i will rip your balls off and make u eat them !" yelled Billy
"Yeah I am sure you will, WANKSTA" said Sped Stevey
(Stevey now gets his head kicked in until he dies, because he was a REJARD..and no one cared about him, not even the police or hospital."

by DanFarny April 29, 2008

Retardant drop

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop

Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah

by Black dot June 13, 2016

retard rotator

A fidget spinner

Look at Kelly playing with her retard rotator again...

by c9h13no3 June 11, 2017

Retardave

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.

I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.

by Atthaniel January 15, 2021