relaxitrate

To be simultaneously under the influence of marijuana and amphetamines.

Adderall makes me too shaky to study, so I relaxitrate instead.

by pablojuago April 22, 2011

relax dude

Used by the famous YouTuber MindofRez when his squeaker-Logang member brother raged at fortnite for getting sniped and not earning the skins.

Brother: I COULD HAVE GOTTEN THE SKINS!
MindofRez: Relax dude, just a challenge dude.

by Suhtotherah June 13, 2018

Relaxful

Very relaxing, restful

Have you had a relaxful evening?

by Coco197 April 25, 2021

Hulu and Relax

After people began to catch on that the slang term "Netflix and Chill" meant sexual activity. People replaced it with "Hulu and Relax", a little bit of a joke and a little bit serious. Its used in away so you discussion of sexual activity is watered down and isn't obvious.

Jack: Hey sarah wanna come over for Hulu and Relax?
Jill: Oh yeah I'll be right over.
Jack: Alright I'm getting horny already.

by Mushroompizza1 October 1, 2015

Relay for Life

An overnight fund-raiding event held by the American Cancer Society. Made to raise money towards the cure for cancer. Those that participate donate. Tents are set up throughout a field. Traditions include walking around a track, forming the word "HOPE" using luminaries (can be bought by anyone to devote to a cancer victim they have known), and three ceremonies "Celebrate", "Remember", "Fight Back".

Although a lot of money is usually gathered and it is a touching experience (expect much crying), it is mostly looked forward to by kids due to the hooking up and drugs.

6 PM-10PM: This is the time period where everyone actually has energy. Game of duck, duck, goose held by grown teenagers. Soccer ball passing. Tennis passing. Lacrosse passing. A game of football. A tent with a dvd player playing a horror film.

11PM-3AM: People from where the event is held leave and all that are left are the kids that go to the school the event is being held at. This is the time period where people sneak off and chew their dip and smoke joints. Also the time period for each group to have their own game of truth or dare (beware of many people being dared to put their mouth somewhere on another person)

4AM-12PM: Some guys are fretting that they have not gotten their goal of getting pussy done and therefore confront the first whore they can think of. Open legs. Regret. Passed out kids. Insanely tired people who pulled an all-nighter.

I hooked up with 4 guys at the Relay for Life.

by Keep On the Grass July 22, 2009

relaxed fit pussy

relaxed fit pussy is like when a vagina is all blowed out and saggy from having kids or whatever. throwing it in a relaxed fit pussy is like putting on a pair of baggy sweatpants that are still a little damp from the washing machine.

"that chick pushing the stroller is fine as hell, but i don't fuck with relaxed fit pussy"

by j_brooks February 15, 2010

relaxercise

To improve your fitness level by partaking in couch or reclining chair-related activities, such as vigorous beer drinking or attentive T.V. watching. Goal is to stay as relaxed as possible while simultaneously burning as many calories as swimming or jogging.

"Man, I've been gaining a lot of weight lately. I think I'm going to start hitting the couch to relaxercise."

by Syph September 24, 2008