Rancho Cordova

Nicknamed "The Cho," Rancho Cordova is a suburb located East of Sacramento. Known for white trash meth users strolling down Folsom Blvd. on a 10-Speed bikes and ghetto ass people scattered everywhere drinking 40's all day, this town was a thriving economic mecca before the closure of Mather Air Force Base.

Also, The Cho serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities.

I aint from Rancho Cordova, I'm from THE CHO.

by Sucka Mutha April 5, 2010

Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

by Treble June 16, 2003

Texas Ranch Hand

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to slap a woman across the jaw.

"Shawn just gooed in his hand and gave me a Texas Ranch Hand!"

by Doucherocket Witcher December 20, 2008

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A term meaning: 1)two events simultaneously happening in two different locations.2)while that was going on there, this was going on here at the same time.

Jay was out buying Jenna flowers but meanwhile, back at the ranch, Jenna was sleeping with Jays bestfriend.

by anonymous May 4, 2004

Ranch crotch

To spill ranch on your crotch.

I just ate this burger and WHOOPS! I have a ranch crotch now.

by JonathanUllberg October 30, 2007

Rachael Ray'ed

to have anal sex using extra virgin olive oil (EVOO) as lubricant.

her: "I had anal and all I had to use was EVOO"
him: "You got Rachael Ray'ed"

by dirty DG August 26, 2010

cat rancher

A person who houses multiple cats in their home. Statistics show that the cat rancher owns an average of 5 felines. Cat ranchers also tend to be older, psychotic women.

That crazy bitch down the street is a cat rancher.

by mug3nx April 27, 2009