Robbie Ranger

One who calls himself a helicopter pilot because he has hover soloed in an R-22 helicopter. Often buys "Look at me I'm a helicopter pilot" type of memorabilia, such as huge rear window stickers and T-shirts. Said Robbie Ranger will also likely have a myspace page with pictures of themselves flying while wearing aviator sunglasses. In some instances, Robbie Rangers have even been spotted wearing military colored flight suits with patches. It is also common for Robbie Rangers to have tribal tattoos and tight fitting emo t-shirts.

Although the previous description is accurate most of the time, it is important to remember that Robbie Rangers can be any age or gender. In fact many of them are older men who are lost in their mid life crisis. Many of them have left their computer industry careers, or are using a GI bill to fulfill their pipe dream.

When conversing with a Robbie Ranger, he will often tell you that he flies the most difficult helicopter to fly and it's made him a better pilot.

Lifeboat78: Hey ladies, I just got back from a really dangerous cross country training flight. There I was, upside down in a cumulonimbus when the engine quit. For a moment I thought I was going to die but since I'm a better stick than my instructor, I said "Listen loser, I am god's gift to aviation, hand over the controls and I'll salvage this." I entered an inverted autorotation and did a split S (HOT CHICK INTTERUPTS)

Hot Chick: OH Wow thats so cool! I've never met a helicopter before!! So you guys get paid like a $100,000 a year right?

Lifeboat78: Yeah thats what my flight school told me, but I just love to fly so much that (HOT CHICK INTERRUPTS AGAIN)

Hot Chick: Umm, so you aren't actually getting paid?

Lifeboat78: Well not right now, but I'm going to fly to this safety seminar on Saturday and I have an empty seat...

Hot Chick: Oh, thats like so cool, but my friend just texted me soooooo yeah, I have to go. Later Robbie Ranger.

by lifeboat78 May 5, 2010

ringer

(pseudoploximolarogen) the street name of a highly potent and exotic hallucinogen that is normally ingested with the mouth or some other orifice. Normally found in a rare mushroom harvested from various South American rainforests.

Dude, are you on ringer right now?

by Totesonringer101 July 22, 2010

rangers

Widely known as a Sectarian club that has been under many investigations for racism and sectarianism. The clubs most controversial issue was not allowed Catholic players to play for the squad until 1988 - some 100 years after it had been established. A percentage of Rangers fans are often allowed to sing sectarian songs and chants.

"Fuck the pope"
"Up to my knees in Fenian blood"

by Sean M June 12, 2005

Rio ranger

He is a hot dress up doll from the game “your turn to die” I want him to do unholy things to me he is so hot

“Is that a rio ranger cut out on ur wall?”
“Yes it is I love rio ranger”

by Riorangerlover October 13, 2020

bowl ringer

An enormous turd that snakes all the way around the bowl.

Oh my god Nick, that bowl ringer wrapped around 3 times!

by Excaliber April 14, 2005

ramp ranger

When a person in a car gets on the highway or expressway then proceeds to get off at the next ramp. Most times done inside a city limit.

That car was a ramp ranger. He could of just used the surface streets to the next light.

by The Truck January 22, 2008

Blonde Ranger

A drink made of two parts cream soda mixed with one part Jack Daniels served over ice. It was created in 2020 by a female, blonde, Park Ranger named Melissa.

It’s Christmas and I’m at Everglades National Park. I think I’ll have a blonde ranger.

by Ben Doverplease December 6, 2020