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put them hands on

Man! I put them hands on that fool,he know now
by Lonnie White February 18, 2009
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Put the cock before the buttplug

To put things in the wrong order or with the wrong priorities. Similar to 'put the cart before the horse', but typically used for sexual situations.

Derived from the fact that a small buttplug should always be used before inserting the cock during anal sex.
Hey, Ralph, don't put the cock before the buttplug and ask those two chicks for a threesome when you just met them!
by Ron Jarvis March 5, 2011
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Put up a bag

1. Euphemism for 'pitch a tent', or to get an erection
2. To crash at a friends apartment
1. "Wow, John really put up a bag over Heather's tits eh?"
2. "I'm slithered... Can I put up a bag at yours tonight man?"
by Ess Boyer December 6, 2011
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put her on the sink

To put a woman or women on a sink for the purpose of easy access during sexual intercourse. Similar to putting a woman on a table during sex.
I took that girl stacey home. My friend was in my bed so I put her on the sink.
by Bist du ein coon July 9, 2014
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put wood int 'ole

the yorkshire slang for, "can you shut the door please?"
oi, buddy, can you put wood int 'ole?
by I haven't used my real name March 17, 2017
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National Put your pillow in your fridge day

the 29th of May is the national put your pillow in your fridge day. So put your pillow in your fridge!
Hey dude, are you putting your pillow in your fridge on National Put your pillow in your fridge day? It's the 29th of May
by Calypso Valdez Caleo! June 10, 2018
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Put a Cap on it

In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!

The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!

Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!

Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019
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