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punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.
Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!
by ChangWang April 30, 2003
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Pillow Puncher

A derogatory term used to describe people who listens to metal music. Presumeably because of the stereotype that all metallers are social rejects who have emotionally issues.
"Look at that corpse paint wearing faggot, blatent pillow puncher..."
by bootsandbraces August 9, 2009
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donut punchers

My roommate just told me he is a fucking donut puncher
by Rooster January 29, 2005
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doughnut puncher

This is the act of punching a homosexual in the asshole.
Carmen first became a doughnut puncher when she ass handled steve.
by bLiTcH July 22, 2008
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drum-punching

Sex play that involves the inner ear. Generally only attempted by males with very small genitalia.
So I was drum-punching Stacy the other night, and she's all like, "Stop, I can't hear anything, I think you ruptured my ear drum."

GIRL 1: Oh my God, your ear is like bleeding!!!!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: I know. I totally got drum-punched by Orlando Bloom last night.
by Little Jew Girl December 9, 2008
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tounge punching the dirt starfish

i was tounge punching the dirt starfish on my girlfrind last night and she couldnt stop moaning it was amazing
by jeff monroe May 26, 2006
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Dildo Puncher

One man (usually gay) who shoves a dildo up another man's ass.
"That idiot at the perfume counter is such a dildo puncher!"
by SadisticJoe December 29, 2002
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