Pubercock

A 10-13 year-old boy whose penis has not yet reached his full potential.

Yeah, I was gonna go down on him, but he had a pubercock and it was too tiny.

by Annie and Danny July 4, 2006

pube state

A yet-to-be researched psychological condition that affects a man when he becomes infatuated by a woman and can only think about how much he wants to have sex with her and how great that sex is. This tends to lead to many errors in thinking and lapses in reasonable judgment on the man's part. See fugue state.

"God was she hot! I did not know what I was doing. I was in a pube state."

by CaptnKen February 5, 2010

puberty

When your body becomes swollen with evil, starts rotting, and the devil takes you as a toxic vessel for his purpose.

Mommy says puberty is why daddy left.

by teh schizoid September 14, 2008

ginger pubes

The best and rarest pubic hair colour, commonly possessed by redheads but can also appear on people with other hair colours.

Highly sought-after, especially in women. Men are often fascinated and obsessed with them.

"Don't shave your ginger pubes, a ginger bush is so beautiful and rare and it really turns me on"

by littleredfox July 14, 2009

puberbating

the act of going through puberty

"god that kid's voice is so high"
"its because he hasn't started puberbating yet"

by faithjillhallie April 29, 2008

pubestache

1. A faint fuzzy proto-mustache that grows on tweens, e.g a pubescent mustache.

Bobby has a pubestache, but doesn't even realize it yet.

by manicslang January 19, 2014

flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017